Free Advice from Seismicon
Normally Seismicon would charge you good money for our useful tips and information on technology, politics, and pickled gherkins, but in order to remain eligible for various endowments and grants we must unfortunately offer some items free of charge.
2012
Having successfully guided human society through the potential cataclysms of Y2K and Y6B, Seismicon has turned its attention to forestalling the next doomsday event, 2102, the year when the creepy Mayan calendar runs out of numbers. Read our 2012 predictions -- and learn how much its going to cost you to survive this one.
Student Loan Payments, Consolidation, Forgiveness and Your Ultimate Doom
You foolishly took out tens of thousands of dollars in student loans and are now expected to pay them back. We here at Seismicon would be tempted to laugh at you if we were not having so much fun buying yachts and mansions with the interest you send us every month. And with the new bailout plan recently passed in Washington, your tax dollars will soon go directly to us so that we have even more money to lend you and make us even richer. Read about your best chance for surviving student loan debt here.
Y6B
On October 12, 1999, a baby born in Sarejevo became the official six billionth living person to occupy the planet, which begs the question -- are there enough chickens available on earth to feed six billion people? Seismicon has made population growth one of our most important topics of study. See our useful tips and advice for sharing the planet with 5,999,999 other people.
Y2K
On January 1, 2000 the world's computer systems were supposed to collapse and cause planetary chaos. In 1997, Seismicon advised the world's foremost financial institutions and governments what could be done to avoid the problem and lucky for you they followed our advice. Admire the genius of Seismicon by reading out Y2K meltdown forecast and solutions.
How to Stir Fry Your Food
Most Americans are pathetic when it comes to cooking Chinese food. As part of our ongoing effort to educate the American population on the existence and behavior of foreign cultures, we offer the following tips on using a wok to cook your food.
